My mom: “You never email or text anymore.”
— Dave Pell (@davepell) February 23, 2020
Me: “I text and email every day.”
My mom: “Well you don’t text and email nearly as much as Michael does.”
Me: “Michael?”
My mom: “Michael Bloomberg.”
Me: “Mom, I’m not running for president.”
My mom: “Well, there’s that too.”
Grateful that I live in a way that so far, has yet to expose me to a single Mike Bloomberg ad.
— Jeffrey Cufaude (he/him) (@jc46202) February 23, 2020